Wanted: New Roomate
I find myself in the same place I was a couple months ago. And a couple months before that. I need a roomate. Honestly, I'm not horrible to live with (withold your comments brothers). My past roomates have just moved on to bigger and better things. As a result, I am sending out a search for another roomate. If you match the profile below, let me know.
Roomate Profile:
Age: Not 42 year old men
Sex: Not a problem
That's really all I'm asking for. Now, a little about me.
Age: 23
Sex: Let's be serious now
Location: Vail
Hobbies: Skiing, giving away shifts at work, saying I'm applying to Grad Schools, beer pong on the front porch, etc. (leather, whips, and chains may be involved in any and all activities)
If interested, let me know. Until then, I will be walking around naked...again.
3 comments:
Wow, look at your roommates moving onto bigger and better things. I'm real proud of them. I've never met them but I feel inspired to do the same.
Hey, speaking of which, why aren't you moving onto bigger and better things?
Oh, and by the way, can you not put in things about walking around naked, and using leather belts and whips? It's not that I'm family, it's that people eat before they read this sometimes and there's starving children in China that could use that vomit. What?
-Andrew
Jen Rejeekdrjgdfknvdkjanvminimininak is the bestest roommate ever. you should live with her. or rather she should move to boston and live here. either way she rocks and i miss her.
p.s. MANIAK DRINK!
fine.
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